subject file CHUDPLIER
INCIDENT LOG
Chudplier is a documented fusionjak. Every tap on his face gets quietly filed somewhere you will regret later.
Chudplier Chudplier (glitch)
Tap his head to log another failure. Sometimes he stutters on his own just to remind you this timeline is cooked.
live log 0 incidents
[00:00:00] boot sequence - subject CHUDPLIER shoved into viewport.
Contract: TBA
this page belongs to the basement archive now. every click stays on the record.
NO CONTRACT. ONLY REGRET.
The contract isn't wired in yet. You still tried to copy it. That behaviour just got stamped into the log.
Tap anywhere to close this and go back to staring at his face.
CLICK ON ME
to wake the incident music